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423. What was the Disney cartoon with the 3 Safe Crackers?
422. Aren't you eternally graceful to me?
421. Do you need a cooling shower?
420. You're such an ungrateful tomato!
419. Once you have them memorized you can pull them out of your pocket and dazzle people with your passive.
418. Your hair looks like a pot-cut!
417. Do you want to fiddle with my lawn gnome?
416. You amazing discus thrower!
415. You're such a phoney cheese!
414. It's out of a movie, it's not my creation!
413. It's like out-gassing word vomit!
412. The brain shrinks as the senioritis increases!
411. You guys would've had me over the rail.
410. Did you do a head-kick?
409. You are the culprit of all evil!
408. You enormously distracting, most annoying person!
407. Do you take steroids for track or some other weird drugs?
406. Don't be such a disser!
405. 2 worms might get married in a cherry!
404. Did you do a head-kick?
403. Look at your wiry bodies, all infested with American food and drink!
402. I'm getting hot and embarassed!
401. Let's close the window and be civil!
400. The woman who marries Matt Palmquist will be a lucky, lucky woman- she will get Brezeln every day!
399. Are all the tennis players little sugar dolls?
398. What, are you made of sugar?
397. Your inner German gut is telling you it's "erledigt"!
396. You have reaction like a slug.
395. She doesn't tell things out of the sewing kit.
394. It isn't shameful...It's beyond words...You're a dark forest!
393. Are you cursing in that shameful corner?
392. He is a dark volcano.
391. Quit looking at me like a cow in the moonlight.
390. You are a huge whine-bear!
389. You in your Chris-Rasch bubble!
388. Is your girlfriend like a street person or something?
387. Are you a freshman again with raging hormones or were you able to get a hold of that in the last four years?
386. Oh, just use your own thinking apparatus!
385. I disagree; I think Mercedes are butcher-mobiles.
384. What was the Disney cartoon with the 3 safe crackers?
383. You're not leaving my classroom to fill your growing gangly body with un-nutritional stuff!
382. You past tense machine!
381. You unbelievable blabber-gossippers!
380. Oh, you're so cute to each other!
379. Recycle it you environmental pig!
378. You are always the whipped cream on the corruptor cake.
377. I think it's charming, a few toe hairs.
376. You cannot work with him! I will deduct many points of you somehow!
375. You're turning into a bimbo!
374. Don't talk about me as "she"! Only the cow in the barn is referred to as "she"!
373. I think the West parents need to go to a parenting-manners camp!
372. Do your math right! Geez Louise, Robin Hood!
371. You could do something more useful, like herd cattle or pick up apples to take home and make cider!
370. You can eat it faster, like a barbarian!
369. He's going to be the mockery of his period, and it's all because of you!
368. You intellectual leech! You should ask for money, like quarters and dollars.
367. Are you putting a move on the Wolfgang collectively?
366. Did you charge your powers over the break, you corruptor?!
365. You need a corruptor costume!
364. It kinda bothers me how you wiggle by me and litter on my board.
363. Quit affiliating with the troublemakers!
362. I have more brains in my head than you do.
361. I'm not a dictator, Im more of a soft pushover teddybear!
360. Hast du im Kino [makes loud screech-like monkey noises] gemacht?
359. You can come to my house and excavate!
357. They both wear gray hoods and mumble.
357. I love that word "exotic"; it always puts me in a good mood.
356. Do you have a sea for a brain where everything drips out?
355. You Shameless Aide!
354. There's a genie in the window!
353. Don't you wish you were more easily pleased?
352. Hey- Don't dis the drawer!
351. Ich bin ein Super-Schlittschuhlaufer! (I'm a super ice skater!)
350. Soon people will be able to punch in their Handi's and set their microwaves!
349. Du kannst "la-la-la" singen!
348. Like a nerd you hung out in the band room.
347. I should be a super hero!
346. He's a proffessional over-the-fence jumper!
345. I stopped eating Altoids when all the cows in Great Britain fell over and died.
344. I'm a super environmental protector!
343. That's all you do, sit at home and write down people's birthdays on your birthday calender.
342. Zweimal schwache Soße! (That's extra weak sauce!)
341. You should let your inner pink elephant shine through.
340. One little little trickery.
339. The boredom is within yourself.
338. You lay in bed till 9:00 and then you drag your limp body in and warm a seat for an hour!
337. It's pathetic: you're a creature of pity!
336. So uninteresting and unfounded, i might as well listen to the toilet flow.
335. You're just the walking, talking sleeping tablet.
334. She doesn't even hot ice it, the pudding-armed woman!
333. Vapor Brain!
332. Hey- maybe if you only have pudding in your upper arms you shouldn't mess with the windows!
331. You are a brain leech.
330. She was getting her teeth bleached instead of coming to German class!
329. Study...study...like a circus audience!
328. Throw the building blocks on the compost pile!
327. It's an ecpression of discontent: kchhaaaaa....
326. That was the thing that attracted me to him, that he could put one hand on a fence and jump over with both legs!
325. Nosehairs can be useful.
324. I might be this gray figure who can't vote.
323. Bump... Ja.
322. You are a victim of women of all ages.
321. A modal on a horse overrides everything.
320. I want you to get this inner German-feeling gut.
319. Spread out like in the Olive Garden.
318. You are a whining rag.
317. Do you see this stink-eye? It is burning through your brain!
316. You are the scooper-upper of neglected girlfriends.
315. Before you believe him and jump on a wagon maybe you should hear both sides of the story.
314. My Kette has green, green, plastic bobbles.
313. I feel like a tree.
312. Oh Komm!
311. Sie sind Autofahrschuhe! You wear them so your foot doesn't fall off the gas pedal when you drive crazy!
310. It’s like Pinocchio but with earlobes.
309. The more you complain the longer your earlobes grow.
308. You should wear a sausage suit to school.
307. Why doesn’t anyone suck up to me?
306. The commissary Langen figured it out.
305. 20 years down the road you’ll all have a gut.
304. It will die with your graduation.
303. Was ist ein G unit?
302. That’s a horrible legacy, I’m erasing the knowledge.
301. If you see one of those on a test, your brain goes ding-aling-aling.
300. You enormously lazy elephants!
299. Quit your busy-buddying.
298. I only trust short haired computer geeks around my computer.
297. Do you slime around other teachers?
296. He's in the doughnut basket.
295. You’re both Spanish monkeys.
294. You have no monkey skills.
293. Shall we cut some more cheese?
292. I offered pen pales.
291. I can’t do everything, I’m not a multi-robot.
290. He’s digesting and thinking.
289. You’re not even seniors, you’re total underlings.
288. I’m not answering anymore trap questions.
287. I hate herd mentality.
286. Yes purple is made in China.
285. The dollar store is an American wart.
284. You were about to unglue unfasten un…the thing, end of sentence.
283. You can either spit on it or use the liquid.
282. They’re going to say, ‘go sweep the streets’ if that’s your quality of work.
281. They bought snausages.
280. They didn’t know their shapes like round and square.
279. I’m not a magician.
278. Elevate your sense of humor level.
277. I don’t even have imaginary friends.
276. I’m not a stain on society, and if I were I’d be proud of it.
275. You can take your time picking your nose, but it’s not a world changing event.
274. I feel like your brains are rotting away in front of me.
273. Look at how absurd that gray blubber of a head is.
272. There is a worm this long of ear wax.
271. Stop, your belching this isn’t your cave.
270. You speak them out because you’re healthy.
269. Mo’s lange schlange.
268. It’s telling him off but it means slide down my back.
267. I’m so allergic to this complaining.
266. Take a chill pill you jealous little oaf.
265. How did I breed this culture of a circus group?
264. I smile too much, I’d love to be pompous.
263. It’s good to be pompous.
262. Did you just perfume yourself?
261. You’re a city cowboy.
260. They kicked me out of the country because I had no friends.
259. I live among barbarians.
258. You cough up the loogies and spit it into my garbage?
257. Do you think that while doing his speech you can just wonder around doing a little dance that is wrong?
256. You’ll be a spinster.
255. Your disability of disease of not doing your homework.
254. I’ll come to school with stringy hair and toe cheese because it’s my birthday.
253. Do people who are absent just fly out of the assignment?
252. I have a muscle female cat.
251. Do you think I wear blinds?
250. It’s a good life lesson so that you don’t dump your excuse garbage on other people’s doorstep.
249. You are such a gutter woman.
248. I like hair on the big toe.
247. As you write down things just blubber out.
246. Am I supposed to curtail his intelligence?
245. You have a little bird in your head. When it poops it’s words coming out of your mouth.
244. It’s a dust sucker.
243. I knew you were going to make a big stink about it.
242. I’m gone for a day, and your annoyance factor increases three times or to the power of six.
241. Did you see the moon last this morning?
240. Do you want to give it to the Felix and dig in your bags?
239. Shall we disappear his stuff?
238. Yeah I’m a girl too.
237. If you’re not highly successful you shouldn’t poo poo it
236. Do you know the teddy bear’s having a picnic?
235. Hoppy choppy.
234. Will you get off your slacker po po.
233. You’re not the measure of knowledge.
232. Should I get Natascha or should I let her stew in her juices?
231. The first is making my hair jump.
230. Light is coming out of your ears.
229. Sometimes I think you’re sitting on your brain.
228. How many of those not so pretty hats do you have?
227. Write in fun.
226. English language tricky language.
225. These yokels don’t get it.
224. Am I a magic grading robot?
223. How many times does he spoo a day?
222. Can you still date when you are married?
221. If you carried around your overhead you’d be able to see your spitballs.
220. Spit up those Mentos.
219. You mean flock of wolves.
218. Nein nein nein ehla ehla ehla nein nein nein!!!
217. They are only to be used for very sacred exercises!
216. Lies are like wet washcloths.
215. Look at the shameless woman.
214. That’s not write down worthy.
213. I’m tired of everyone littering their stuff on the board.
212. Dogma quit hugging the Deidra.
211. Last year there were a lot of stubborn monkeys.
210. Turn your head so I can see more than your beautiful neck.
209. Laugh up a big green herring.
208. You can be high on your own body chemistry.
207. There are no birds in Germany, only flying mice.
206. I even enjoy picking her boogers.
205. Don't write on my virginal board.
204. I have pregnancy amnesty.
203. I need a space chair for you to communicate with only me on walkie-talkies.
202. You can aim at the discarded girlfriends of your brother.
201. You and your extra sausage.
200. I'm ashamed of the blue umbrella brigade.
199. Austrians are valley poopers.*
198. You ordered yourselves like pipe organs.
197. You snuggle monkeys
196. That drool spot, the trail to pigs town.
195. I'm with a swarm of eating hey hoppers.
194. I'm not a circus monkey to pose for you.
193. Oh, you yellow frog.
192. You are the human compost pile.
191. You're the compost pile and she's the side show.
190. You're not going to put your snout on it and eat it like a pig in a trough.
189. You have a cloud of darkness around your head.
188. Is the whole stomach in the cheek now.
187. Fork it out.
186. If you swallow it you have to eat ten prunes.
185. It's a printo.
184. I fear people who out stuff in my drink.
183. There's a bike in my face.
182. It's reassuring to smell your own smell.
181. You have earworms.
180. Do you have Swiss cheese for brains?
179. You act like an Old Scottish beer cart driver.
178. I can’t understand your pig claw.
177. I would roll down on the ground if I were your English teacher.
176. Who’s the perfect skateboard?
175. That’s what people do in Germany, they blow their nose like dragons.
174. Something smells pickley.
173. Stop with that unofficial stupid laugh.
172. This is not a very grandiose harvest.
171. Someone’s gray cells are working.
170. You’re in charge of cracking the whip.
169. You’re drilling holes in something strange.
168. You’re such a mean tracker buddy.
167. I stuck a pussy willow in my nose.
166. You can shove your little lippy off in a sack.
165. Use your horrible tools at home.
164. I'm here to drain knowledge from you.
163. I don't want to lead you around like a group of student cattle who are being fed this horrible novel.
162. Instead of sitting there like a mute group of sorry students who carries the oak, write your questions down on a sticky.
161. You better learn to lean so you aren't like a sack of flour.
160. I'll put a potato sack over your head and parade you around on a leash.
159. Quit hatching in my class.
158. I'm not going to be your circus performer.
157. Open yourself to a creative flow.
156. Follow your creative juices.
155. I’m not a tech dork.
154. Are you a little grumplich today?
153. I love this exercise it brings out all these brain gems.
152. What’s the economy umlaut deal?
151. This was good brain apparatus.
150. They have a typical egg head with all this brain in it.
149. Drum the advertising drum of advertising.
148. I should be the queen of Oregon.
147. Why don’t you utter some stuff?
146. Are there javelin catchers?
145. He who doesn’t shower the ink of his arm…
144. Put a salami in here.
143. Then all the blue goo will be in the washer.
142. Out of the bowl from which you came.
141. Can you fish Trevor out of the toilet bowl?
140. It’s nice and soft like a jellyfish.
139. Quit lipping off you senioritis plague.
138. Do you have the flying heat?
137. You would probably cling like dog poop on the end of a stick.
136. A beast of intelligence.
135. You are the man of lost decision.
134. You write down in discriminatorily everything that I sputter.
133. You’re a little frisky today.
132. The Siamese slackers.
131. Don’t give me a frowny grumpy face.
130. What a well of blubbering German today.
129. Are there more interesting things swimming?
128. I like to sit up there and speak only English.
127. I will rewrite the stempels.
126. Make it a binder of pride.
125. Scottish gutter language.
124. You two clowns there.
123. My bosom urges towards him.
122. This is a major brain deal.
121. You muscle man.
120. Quit throwing as a resolution of your anger and frustration.
119. Babble machine.
118. Don’t you just steal you idea tick.
117. You’re close to a sponge.
116. You herd of slackers.
115. That’s what this hairy blubber was for.
114. You don’t run through this world with cheat sheets in your pockets.
113. I don’t want to make this a sandbox German.
112. This is a binder of shame.
111. Hey, love turtles!
110. Bad deeds don’t get forgotten.
109. Don’t put your light in a shadow.
108. So you don’t look like you fell on your mouth.
107. Show me your stuff, I can’t look at you.
106. When in doubt fill it out.
105. Sounds like wronger.
104. Next is your turn to drill holes into Toni
103. You’re a fuddy-duddy in a youth’s body.
102. Let your creative flowery side out.
101. You negative nelly
100. You can stuff your play urges in a sack and use them out past me.
99. You knower better.
98. To think what havoc that burrito is doing to your intestine.
97. Maybe we’ll carlpool.
96. You want to go to the Marion County Pork House.
95. If you don’t respect the penny you don’t deserve the dollar.
94. We’re culture buddies.
93. So you don’t sit like a silent fish in the car.
92. Look at you, you shameful raisin.
91. Dumify yourself down.
90. Do you understand what it is like to be locked in a cactus garden?
89. It smells neutral.
88. I have sausage fingers.
87. She’s a dishonest raisin.
86. You watch too much Ricky Jones.
85. In your head you need 2 compartments.
84. Is it my pig’s claw?
83. Stuff your senioritis in a bag and live it out when you are past me.
82. What’s that thing in your pocket?
81. Make yourself like a sausage.
80. Do you sit on your ears?
79. Do you ever clean the green yellow orange yellow?
78. You ridiculous mini rebels.
77. I’m starting to have a crisis about the normal state of you people.
76. You stick your head under your behind.
75. If you hug your belly you’ll be unproductive.
74. The bear doesn’t want to fly.
73. You can’t do anything and full of nonsense.
72. You’re so full of fluffy cream.
71. Do you have a stiff neck?
70. You are like a radio wave that radiates trouble.
69. You are a man with a red hat with a black hat with a red face.
68. I hope I don’t water down the high standard.
67. Can you stop you unrhythmical person?
66. You are disposing too much skin.
65. Did you catch the tiger?
64. Some kind of memory bridge for donkeys.
63. How many crabs are sitting?
62. I’ll sit you apart if you keep feeding off of each other’s flaming testosterone.
61. They can’t decorate you with foreign feathers.
60. You aren’t physically fit so don’t wiggle the stick.
59. Don’t you know the animal that waves over all the other animals?
58. Winker like the winker crab.
57. Don’t be so fresh.
56. Michael has a playground binder.
55. The monkey bit you.
54. Don’t throw out your good stuff.
53. You snazzy herring.
52. You lucky mushroom.
51. Like the master like the dog.
50. You all are terrible terrible gossipmongers.
49. Slacker man.
48. You can’t just go around doing any bodily function as you please. Would you go diarrhea in front of your Grandma?
47. I am like a vampire, as you work harder I get fresher.
46. And now you are standing there like a complete BLAH, with a board nailed to your forehead.
45. You’re a flag in the wind, first going north and then going south.
44. Next in your brain you need to look.
43. Stop aping around like a monkey.
42. When you hear Dative, think of Lady Di.
41. You are the scissors in my lifeline
40. You are all like a bunch of flying monkeys who have lost their wings.
39. I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on.
38. Why don’t you two go to the Beanery and get something to drink?
37. I didn’t just fall off the cabbage truck.
36. Can you please not unorganize my organization?
35. It wasn’t very politically good.
34. The tree of smack will fall over.
33. All I have is sacks of pudding in this class.
32. We have to press our thumbs for the track meet.
31. Sorry is like a wet washcloth.
30. My curiosity is poked.
29. It comes out of your mouth like little fish eggs.
28. Put your brain juices together and write it down.
27. I don’t like the triple jump it’s not aesthetically pleasing.
26. You can’t say that you don’t like picking your nose, it’s like digging for gold.
25. North Germans are fish heads.
24. Your stomach is a vacuum cleaner.
23. That’s just an economy joke.
22. A Popickel is a Butt Pimple.
21. People probably have pimples on their butts.
20. I know slacking off is your national pastime, but get with it.
19. Picking your nose is just fun… it’s what you do with it afterwards that counts.
18. Is it an Indian or an African elephant?
17. If someone were to look in the window they would think this is the circus of deformed weirdos.
16. I could throw myself on the ground and kick my feet into the air with delight.
15. You’re a gossipmonger.
14. The lameness is within you.
13. You guys are a Roman circus audience.
12. You’re letting out your inner Pig-Dog.
11. I am not a freakshow.
10. You’re a wolf in a sheepskin.
9. You could probably start a cult and all lemmings would follow you.
8. Don’t sit next to the stink plant.
7. Go ahead and order your whiskey sours, Rebecca, I wont notice (wink).
6. Don’t back yourself into a hole.
5. It is like a speech fungus.
4. You are still the scissors in my lifeline.
3. Please someone tell me I am right for once.
2. Teaching you is like pulling worms out of your nose.
1. Why do you always hook in like a needle with a hook?
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